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I Am Now Homeless

Sat Mar 31, 2012, 10:57 PM


Mmkay this

this is just too good of a story to pass up.

So a few days ago I went out into the woods behind my house. After climbing trees and reading a book and playing my ds in them, I decided to walk around. I noticed some kids running around the cul-de-sac who were doing things that kids do. Break dancing and wearing bell bottoms and playing the Donkey Kongs. (ODFHNASDOFNSO)

They started yelling and I assumed they were yelling at me but being the cool kid I am, I just ignored them and kept walking as if I couldn't hear them. Apparently they were set out to freaking find out who I was and went to my house and continued their yelling. I sat on a rock fairly deep in the woods and just was all la di da.

After a while, two little boys came and approached me. cautiously there needs to be emphasis on "cautiously"

They asked me my name and I told them. They then ran out of the woods back to their friends. Still on my rock, I heard one of them yell to the other kids "SHE'S HOMELESS!"

IT WAS THE MOST HILARIOUS THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME




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:iconwhitelionproductionz:
~WhiteLionProductionz May 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
*pisses self into an oblivion of sorts*



HJFKHGKJGHJKSGHJKGHSKJGHSJKGHJ WHY HAVE I NOT SEEN ALL YOUR JOURNALS WOMAN
I SWEAR TO GOG

SUGSJGJSH


YOU



ARE MYY HOMELESS WOMAN THEN


SHALKJGSJGKS JESUS



I CANNOT DESCRIBE THE ELATION I FEEL FROM READING WORDS YOU HAVE WRITTEN WITH THINE ON FINGER THINGS




























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:iconragingespeon:
GOD WOMAN I LOVE YOURUUURORUU

WHENEVER I SHALL TRAVEL TO MISSOURI I WILL BE SURE TO STOP BY YOUR HOUCE FOR FOOD N SHELTER betus i will be certainb to receive those frum you AN YER FAMIRY
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~WhiteLionProductionz May 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
GOOD CUZ WE'RE
LIKE
SUPPOSED TO TAKE YOU BAKKK WITH US AND SHIT

AND THEN YOU RIDE A TRAIN BACK UP TO PEENNSURVANIYA OR SOMFUCKINTHANG
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:iconragingespeon:
that is a FLAWLESSS plan and it shall not fail
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:iconwhitelionproductionz:
~WhiteLionProductionz May 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconkaylaplz::iconheinrichplz:

THAT


HOMG HO
HO MY GOD




THAT




THAT


IS YOUR NAME

MY GOOOD SIR

:iconlikeasirplz:
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:iconragingespeon:
MY EYES ARE BLEEDING

:iconlooolplz: I AM EXPRESSING MY ENJOYMENT
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:iconwhitelionproductionz:
~WhiteLionProductionz May 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
*THROWS MOISTLY (PUNSOHGOG) DAMP ELEPHANTS AT YOUR FACE TO STOP THE BLEEDING*



OH MY GOSDFD I HAVE I MENTOINEDEONDEWFDN KSLDFHKJFHKAJS FHHJSFDSD



SPAZZATTACK


I I I YOUR TUMBLR
IS MY BIBLE


WHY AM I NOT TEXTING YOU

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND
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:iconragingespeon:
TEXT ME THEN WOMAN ILL JUST HAVE TO GET MY ASS OF MY BED AND GET MY PHON FRUM THE FLOOR
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~LunaNightSky Apr 1, 2012  Student General Artist
Happy April Fools???
:iconimhappyplz:
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:iconragingespeon:
INDEED
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