this is just too good of a story to pass up.
So a few days ago I went out into the woods behind my house. After climbing trees and reading a book and playing my ds in them, I decided to walk around. I noticed some kids running around the cul-de-sac who were doing things that kids do. Break dancing and wearing bell bottoms and playing the Donkey Kongs. (ODFHNASDOFNSO)
They started yelling and I assumed they were yelling at me but being the cool kid I am, I just ignored them and kept walking as if I couldn't hear them. Apparently they were set out to freaking find out who I was and went to my house and continued their yelling. I sat on a rock fairly deep in the woods and just was all la di da.
After a while, two little boys came and approached me. cautiously there needs to be emphasis on "cautiously"
They asked me my name and I told them. They then ran out of the woods back to their friends. Still on my rock, I heard one of them yell to the other kids "SHE'S HOMELESS!"
IT WAS THE MOST HILARIOUS THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME